This will always be one of my favorite moments.
zayn is that snake who catches you slip and brings it to the light. he probably keeps an archive of your fuck ups so that he can snatch you up when you tryna get bright….
you: *tries to flame zayn*
zayn: remember that time 5 years ago at approximately 3:22pm when you misspelled january? on a legal document?
zayn: get hooked on phonics bitch